I became friends with this adorable guy who was very affectionate, always taking me out to dinner or on long romantic walks. We even talked about future plans, like how the next summer we hoped to have picnics, play frisbee, the works. I was so sure he loved me. He even said at one point, "Sorry, I just get kind of nervous because I'm trying to impress you." Finally, after many outings, I decided to go for it and leaned in for a kiss. Well, he was quite surprised and said, ‘Sweetie, I thought you knew: I’m gay.’ I was so mortified. Fortunately our friendship survived, but I definitely had to have my gaydar adjusted.but "Im too cool to be embarrassed"

I went to Jersey for the weekend to see an old friend. We’d kept in touch and agreed to meet to see if maybe there was something more there. But while we were eating brunch, I ‘gleeked’ a stream of saliva into his orange juice while telling a story. It was so embarrassing. Adding insult to injury, he said, ‘Well, at least I can say I swapped spit with Casey this weekend!’ Believe me, that was the only spit-swapping we did! "I am too cool to be embarrassed"

It's prime time at the gym around 6:30 I am ready for my work out when I walk in all the aerobic machines were all taken except one that was kind of wobbly but still working. I got on pressed the buttons and started working out, about 30 secs in I heard KA-BOOOSSH! and found myself laying on the floor and the handle of the machine fell on my head and left me dazed. It was so HUMILIATING! but hey I can sue! "I'm too cool to be embarrassed".

It's flu season and the entire office is sick. I sprayed Lysol, wiped down computers, washed my hands continuously and talked to my co-workers from a distance. After days of dodging the flu bullet I suddenly felt ill. I couldn't afford to miss a day of work so I went in anyway. I was in an all staff meeting when the CEO asked me for my opinion. I started to speak, and then had an urge to cough and a dime size chuck of spit flew across the room on my co-worker's cheek! I was horrified and wanted to vanish! but "I'm too cool to be embarrassed".

Labor Day weekend, I found myself waiting to enter KOD (a strip club in Miami) while in line this girl comes out of the club, in her all white dress with matching shoes climbing down the stairs. She was so wasted her shoes where LEANING TO THE SIDE as she walked! Haha! One of the bouncers had to help her through the crowd all while "still holding her cup in her hand"... WHAT A MESS! but she's "too cool to be embarrassed".

My friend told me about a time when he brought his daughters to Rapids Water Park and he wanted to take part in going on the slides with them. He waited in line for about 20mins and finally made it to the front. As he was about to enter the ride the attendant said. "Sir please come over here, I need you to step on the scale" He had to weigh himself in front of everyone in line and he was too HEAvY FOR THE RIDE! His daughters had to go on without him...Whomp! But he's "just too cool to be embarrassed" HAHAHAHA!

OKAY I WILL NEVER FORGET I WAS ABOUT 16 YRS OLD I WENT TO JAMAICA TO A FAMILY FUNERAL..MY AUNT BOUGHT MY DRESS FROM ENGLAND BUT IT WAS A LIL TOO TIGHT ANYWAYS I SQUEEZE MYSELF INTO IT EVERYTHING WAS OK UNTIL I GET OUT THE SEAT TO WALK OUTSIDE I FEEL THE BREEZE TINGLING ONLI TO FIND OUT THE BACK OF MY DRESS SPLIT OPEN AND MY BUT WAS HANGING OUT,,,,,,BUT IM TOO COOL TO LET THAT GET ME DWN I JUS KEEP IT MOVING AND BORROW MY UNCLE JACKET...:)

On my vacation in Jamaica I went on a glass bottom boat tour. It was so amazing seeing at all the underwater life I even got a chance to hand feed the fish. After the boat ride was over the sailor helped me off the boat, but somehow I lost my footing and fell head first in the water and drop my camera! Everyone was still on the boat and saw me fall. To hide my shame I blamed the sailor for making me fall but I really knew it was my fault. Oh well "I'm too coo to be embarrassed". P.S. my camera no longer works ugh!

Last week while at work (Nurse) i went into a patient's room to give her, her medication. I sat on her bed to talk with her awhile.As soon as i got off the bed i found myself falling, and was unable to stop myself.I fell on my butt, hit my forehead, and scrape my elbow.There was so much noise, everyone who heard, came running. I was lifted off the floor by many hands. They kept asking Are you ok? I was hurt, but i said i was fine, i did'nt let them see how hurt i was.because I'm TOO COOL TO BE EMBRASSED.

I was at the gym doing pilates yoga...we were doing some breathing exercise we had to hold one nostril and breath out the other...when i breath out a big bugger flew..but hey im2cool to be embarrased..

My peeps told me about this new spot that they want to check out. So I go shopping to get fly and cop this nice a$$ Armani polo, jeans n fresh kicks. We get to the club the bouncer looks at the I.D's let my boyz in n stops me. He's like NO POLOS!I look at him crazy and said this is Armani! He said I don't care if it's Prada Gucci whatever NO POLOS! So after tryna talk my way in n that did't work. I was left behind looking Fresh ta death outside the club but "im too cool to be embarrassed"

So this weekend while at a career conference I was annoyed with this J.Lo wanna be chick who kept trying to "show off" so in my mind I imagined her walking down the steps and falling. It didn't happen... but what did happen was when I got up to walk down to talk meet one of the speakers I tripped over a step! I heard some people snickering behind me but I couldn't turn around to face them. WHATEVER "I'm too coo to be embarrassed".

I was at Chick-a-fila getting a grilled chicken sandwich when I reached for my wallet and a bra was attached to my wallet. So when I pulled out my wallet, the bra in my purse came with it. I was totally embarrassed to have a bra in my purse. Serves me right having a hugeeeee purse.

It's dark out and I just left work, I have the radio on and I hear my favorite song "Wasted" by Gucci Mane. I get so crunk dancing n shi*, crank the radio up and next thing I know, I run over the median! my car does donut, my air bags deploy and the entire front end of my car is F* up! Man I was so happy no one saw me... I had to wait an hour fro AAA to come but "I'm too cool to be embarrassed"

So my friend tells me about this party where we'll roll up with Neo and Pleasure P. I get all hype and dolled up and drive down to meet up with her. She takes hella long and by the time we arrive to Liv (the hottest club I'm Miami right now) they already left because we took "too long". SMDH so we were in the lobby looking like fools but "I'm too cool to be embarrassed" so I left.

Yesterday, while walking down the stairs at work I passed my crush and as soon as we made eye-contact (for the 1st time I might add) I missed a step and fell flat on my ass down 5 steps! He ran to see if I was ok, but couldn’t disguise the grin on his face. But guess what “I’m too cool to be embarrassed!”